Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Soap Operas

I hate when I go to the bathroom at work, hoping for a two minute break, a relaxing wee and some silence, and there's a few giggly girls doing their makeup and talking about inane things. And you're awkwardly trying to pee without disrupting their conversation, but you have to flush. And thinking about trying to quietly flush makes you mad because you're in a bathroom, goddamnit. It's THEM who should leave.

And you're just desperately trying to be slow so you can have uninterrupted mirror time to really examine your teeth, but they just WILL NOT GO AWAY. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, please can I have two minutes of silence. With no one looking at me or needing something or trying to chat. Just two blissful bathroom minutes and a spot of uninterrupted silence.

Usually, no.

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