Since time began [since I got my iPhone last year], I've nail art'd and recorded some of the results. Here, for the first time, in its entirety: my nails.
Loose glitter on the left
Kiss nail strips on the right
Sally Hansen nail strips on the left
Hello Kitty pink bow from Sephora
Valley Calgel manicure on the right
Truly horrible (impossible to apply) Nail Rock nail strips on the right
And for the future, I have plans.