I went to Vegas for these two beautiful people:
And along the way got a heck of a ride. Casinos! Margaritas! Pools! Sparkles! In-N-Out Burger! Pools! Strippers! Here's what went down.
One of my first impressions of Vegas was a huge melting post of the richest, most beautiful people and the fattest, least attractive, dumbest people in the world. That makes for a good time, of course, and results in stuff like this:
And on the flip side, the most stunning, delicious food:
There's also fantastic stuff like this, at the Venetian and on the strip:
I went with my guy:
And Dubra Dave:
We stayed at Flamingo, but spent most of the time at the Mirage pool. Like pool BUMS. Total bums.
The wedding was beautiful. This is how we looked:
And Auntie Fab wore spectacular eyelashes:
Blurry but piercing, non?
Which a strange bald man admired from afar.
Kara was dismayed by the dancing:
We all bro'd out and had a fantastic time for the rest of the trip.
From the casinos:
To the buffet:
To yard-long drinks:
And finally, to In-N-Out Burger:
Where Animal Style was taken perhaps a little too far.
And so, among the braying tones of Faith Hill at the Bellagio fountains, a good time was had by all. Bonus: I only gambled (and lost, sigh) $60!
(Pictures from various cell phones, my camera and Ken)