Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Little Known Things About Katie

In honor of my esteemed colleague and sometime friend's birthday, I sent out this company-wide email.

Little Known Things About Katie:


When the moon is full, she transforms into a fully functional killing machine human/bear hybrid known as the Bearataur.


Can make more convincing and realistic Sandpeople noises than the majority of actual Sand People.


Yearns to return to her pre-Firstborn aquatic life; soon, she will once again swim amongst her sister merpeople in the murky waters surrounding Boston.


Is evil.


Of course, someone else had to show me up with this:


I lay my sword down at your feet, Ryan.

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