In honor of my esteemed colleague and sometime friend's birthday, I sent out this company-wide email.
Little Known Things About Katie:
When the moon is full, she transforms into a fully functional killing machine human/bear hybrid known as the Bearataur.
Can make more convincing and realistic Sandpeople noises than the majority of actual Sand People.
Yearns to return to her pre-Firstborn aquatic life; soon, she will once again swim amongst her sister merpeople in the murky waters surrounding Boston.
Of course, someone else had to show me up with this:
I lay my sword down at your feet, Ryan.