A fellow 20-something posts this:
To which I would have replied: "How lucrative was baby porn back then?"
Another friend asks this:
My inner self yearned to respond, "BOOOBS!"
But, you see, both of these theoretical updates would have resulted in more of this:
Yes. Not sure what I said to receive that email.
And for the record, "watching what I say" does NOT include crude jokes and vulgarity. So.